Old people

So it has come to my attention that various old people have been reading my blog. So in an attempt to have my blog become old person friendly i have made a convenient little cheat sheet for them. In the future i may use some or all of these abbreviations in my posts and want to make sure the elderly will be able to understand.

Old Person Interweb Lingo Cheat Card

Lol - Laugh out loud
Omg - Oh my gosh
Stfu - Shut the frick up
Rofl - Rolling on floor laughing
Diaf - Die in a fire
Fol - Fart out loud
Opa - Old person alert
Omw - On my way
Brb - Be right back
Afk - Away from keyboard
Btw - By the way
Atm - At the moment
Gtfo - Get the frick out
Ywahd -You want a hot dog?
Ftw - For the win
Ftl - For the lose


I hope that this helps. And for only 3 easy payments of $7.99 I have a printable version that fits in your wallet so you can be in the know wherever you are! Email me for more details.